La Phalene

June 13, 2010

Fishhead, goths dancing and other people’s lesbian crushes.

Filed under: Montreal, Yummy, yummy! — admin @ 2:50 am

Friday night, Mothboy IV, LittleN and I all went out for Japanese food at a place called Kazu and dancing at Le Saphir, a local montreal goth club. The food was excellent. Mothboy IV had sashimi, LittleN, having a sensitive pallet, went along with a teriyaki burger, and I, being interesting in trying cool things and having the grim, determination to punish myself for a period of picky eating during my early childhood, ordered the salmon head. It was very, very good. The meat was very tender, oily and full of flavour. I even ate the eye, though that part is severely over rated since the flavour is meh and the texture is rubbery. Also the lense is a hard little marble you can’t actually chew.

The skin was the best part, first seared on a flame grill and then roasted, so it was crisp, sauce laced and peeling right off the bones and meat. It’s also really filling for such a small food to bone ratio, so unlike my partner, Mothboy, I didn’t need to get a slice pizza afterwards. It’s also filled with fat, wich as I mentioned, gives it a great flavour but if you try one expect to get oil spatters and use a napkin.

I also discovered I liked sake. It has a nice, sweet but not overbearing rice taste and for the second time in my life I got slightly sozzled. So out of all the booze I’ve tried, sweet cocktails and beer aren’t to my taste, but I like Port, Madera and Sake. I’m undecided about wine yet, as it’s okay, but it doesn’t really contribute much to a meal, and that’s the only way to drink it without being sick.

Saphir (or “The Sapphire”, as us anglos call it) is a grungy club with two floors and dangerous steep staircases connecting them. LittleN is plotting the seduction of a woman we’ll call Peta-R, though in a vague silly sort of way, and her motivation for dragging us along was because Peta-R is decidedly of the goth persuasion. The club is well stocked with people of this sub culture, with most of the woman affecting a sort of dark-punk slut aesthetic, and the male garb all over the place. There’s a $5 cover, and with the weaving and bobbing of the crowd, the low volume of drinking and the lack of skuzzy men hitting on you, it’s decidedly a dance based place.

Unfortunately I’m not the best of shape, so I was only up for an hour or two of dancing. This involved me awkwardly trying to pole dance and shaking my behind, mostly ignored by a sea of people equally enjoying the music and shaking bits of their anatomy. I was somewhat limited by my choice of footwear, high heels probably being inappropriate for anything except for step dances that have a partner for support and no leaning, but I think I may take pole dancing classes at some point, not to be sexy, but because dance that involves gymnastics is fun and I’m much closer to being able to do a back bend than the splits, a prerequisite for many dances done on the ground.

I must say that my club experience has gotten much better since I took to wearing earplugs. They don’t look very pretty, but it’s the difference between getting a headache and shaving off another few decibels of my hearing, and being able to grab the prime dance spot off to the side of the speakers, where I can weave and bob without kicking someone.

January 28, 2010

In praise of an apple slicer

Filed under: Yummy, yummy!, domestic — Tags: — admin @ 7:57 pm

Somewhere along the way, I became a fairly good cook. Not a ‘carves shapes out of radishes’ sort of chef, or the kind that whips up a batch of lavender and liberian anchovy cupcakes on a whim, but the kind of cook that can go into a pantry full of assorted raw ingredients and come out with something ediable and a dessert.

Recently, someone gave me one of these doohickeys Apple Slicer: IKEA

Four apples of the cheapest, mangy end of season macintosh, a tiny pat of butter, two spoonfuls of brown sugar and I have an on-demand baked yummy that’s probably less than a dollar for two people. it’s even alterable- health nuts get theres without butter and sweetner, and purists get honey instead of brown sugar.

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