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		<title>A Disney Type Situation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve lost my singing voice. Call it devine retribution, but every day I make myself sore and hoarse making call after call with clear, cheerful enuciation. You know those stereotypes of cheerful customer service people in Asian countries screaming about how they&#8217;re honoured to serve you? That&#8217;s my job.
So now I can&#8217;t hold a tune [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Never Weather Beaten Sail&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So asides from one class that&#8217;s put me on the waiting list my Mcgill/Minerva woes are taken care of. Mothboy and I are in the midst of a move to a bigger space, and every time I sit down and try to write in this, something distracts me and a slap dash, half finished message [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sore of Throat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I woke up with a sandpaper throat all down the left side up to my ear and a hoarse voice- I&#8217;ve been treating it via judicious overdosing on cough drops so I can do my job, but it hurts to talk. I can&#8217;t tell if this is my chimney like smoking neighbour or a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laptop Woes and Futureshop Sucks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So my Gateway is in the process of giving up the ghost, stopping abruptly at complicated files like videos, with unresponsive keys, etc&#8230; I don&#8217;t want to, but I probably should, and being frugal I was deal hunting.
My friend, who prefers to be known as Crazybones McPanicPants, recommended a sweet little piece with good graphics [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[So life is actually doing what life&#8217;s supposed to be doing. Mothboy&#8217;s birthday is coming up and I bought a pound an a half of ground almonds and a small carton of pasturized egg whites. My latest piece of (pornographic) writing is an unexpected sensation on fetlife, I had fun helping a friend move her [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I woke up fifteen minutes earlier to fit a shower in and stumbled around making breakfast and trying to collect the scattered pieces I&#8217;d need as part of my day. Leaving on time, at a brisk trot for the bus stop, my morning mumbling and singing to myself was innterupted by a man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moving up!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Like most of the world who has time to waste time on the internet, when I&#8217;m not in school, I work a white collar job, which just promoted me. I&#8217;m Accounts Receivable now! More horrifying, I have trouble spelling &#8220;Receivable&#8221;
N, the previous person holding this postion and I&#8217;m getting praised lots and lots, which is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures of Zebra Butt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Note, post contains details about Phalene&#8217;s sexuality. Please only click past the fold if you&#8217;re interested, if you&#8217;re a parent or otherwise seeking to protect your sanity and dignity, check out this music video by the Poxy Boggards instead :

Last night (Friday) I dragged mothboy out to Giro and E&#8217;s birthday party at a very [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.laphalene.com/?p=312</link>
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		<title>The Unbearable Warmth of Canada</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time passes, scalp woulds slowly heal. This morning I woke up with a scream, as mothboy had affectionately thrown out his arm across my pillow, trapping and pulling the hair on the right side of my head so that the stitches stretched. As usual, profuse apologies, just as the other night when he walloped my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.laphalene.com/?p=309</link>
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		<title>Medical Process</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So at 9:00 AM this morning I had two cysts removed from my head. Previously speaking Dr. V had been unable to get the surgery room, and we&#8217;d discussed the removal but had to put off the actual cutting, so this was D-day for head lumps.
For those of you not informed already, I have hereditary [...]]]></description>
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